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Date    9/11/2008 3:56:07 PM
Posted By    Stu |  
Subject    'Twas in the Navy i first heard,
 

On <9/6/2008 9:08:22 PM>, Scott1 wrote:
>
> In the classic 18th century novel, Fanny Hill, Fanny is reduced to being a prostitute working the London docks. A sailor comes off a ship, just back from a very long voyage. He is hornier than hell and very much in a hurry. She takes payment in advance, and he proceeds without further ado. Fanny suddenly notes that her client has entered an unexpected 'ORIFICE'. She tells him where he is, and he replies, "WELL, ANY PORT IN A STORM".
>And that, dear friends, is the very first occurrence of that phrase in the English language.
>Something to think of when you use it in some other, perhaps very distant, context!
>
> 'Twas what we we horny guys said when we went On Leave, ashore in ol' Hong Kong. 'Twas said the orifices were slanted, like the chinos' serene eyes.
 

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