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Date    6/20/2008 5:14:08 PM
Posted By    lpdcac |  
Subject    Old Is When ...
 

A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
 

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