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Date    5/30/2008 2:31:41 PM
Posted By    lpdcac |  
Subject    Grandma's Warning
 

A young girl was going on her first date. Before she left the house her grandmother admonished her, "Boys these days are very aggressive and will try to take advantage of you, so please be careful. Your young man will first hold your hand, and then he will fondle your breasts, and then he will kiss you, and then will go down and touch you there. Then he'll get on top of you and will disgrace your family name ... so be careful!"

When the girl returned home that evening her grandma was waiting for her and immediately asked her how things went. The girl said, "He did everything you said he would. Finally, when he tried to get on top of me, I pushed him off, got on top of him instead, and disgraced his family name."


 

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