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7/7/2008 3:07:06 AM
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Posted By
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Clyde |
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At the Pearly Gates
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Two nuns are killed while on an outing with their Mother Superior and ascend immediately to Heaven. St Peter greets them at the Pearly Gates and tells them that they will each have to answer a question correctly before they are admitted. He turns to the first nun and asks:
"What was the name of the first women?"
Without hesitation, she replies: "Eve".
"That's right," he says, and stands aside to let her enter.
He turns to the second nun and asks: "Where did Eve live?"
She, too, replies without pause: "The Garden of Eden."
He stands aside and admits her. He then turns to the Mother Superior and says:
"As you are a Mother Superior, it is only fitting that your question should be a little more difficult. What were Eve's first words upon seeing Adam?"
The Mother Superior is clearly taken aback, struggling to recall the Biblical verses that might help her. Finally, with resignation and on the point of defeat, she turns to St Peter and says:
"Ooh, that's a hard one...."
Whereupon, St Peter stands aside and lets her pass into the Kingdom of Heaven.
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